Yeah, that’s right. It’s like a joke — you’re going to try and put on a wood joke but you don’t want to put on a wood joke. Just make it stop.
There are many variations to the morning wood joke, but this one is probably my favorite in all of its variants. It involves a guy named Ron who has a cabin in the woods and a shotgun. He sleeps in the woods every night, but it’s very cold and he has to get up at the crack of dawn to get wood for the cabin. So he asks the locals for a job for the day.
I have no idea if this is a true version of the joke, but I have to go with the premise that the locals are happy to have a job, especially after a few days in the woods.
That’s pretty funny.
The joke is that the locals are so happy to have a job for the day that they have no clue what a job is. They’re happy to get something done, but are clueless about what a job is and why they need one. In this case, the locals are Ron and his friend David, who lives in the cabin. Ron is a local with a gun who has a problem with the cold and David is a local who has a problem with the cold.
Ron thinks he is a good gun, David thinks he is a good gun, and they both have a problem with the cold.
They are both the worst people to have a job for the day, but the thing is, they have no clue how to get a job for the day. They have no clue about the jobs they are interested in, and they have no clue that people can be interested in them. They are just happy to get a job at all. If they were just really good at the job they want, they could get a job for the day themselves.
The problem is that in America, every day is a job. Some days are better than others, but every day is a job. It’s easy to forget that, and it’s even harder to get a job for the day. Some days you just take a little walk in the woods and get to town. Other days you have to wait for a bus. Other days you have to wait for a few hours for a phone call or a text to come in.
That’s one of the things I love about this job. That’s one of the things I hate about it. You’re always waiting for something to go wrong. If it does, you’re screwed. It’s even worse if you get fired from the office.
While its true that some days you can get a job, its still frustrating. Its not just that you cant get a job, its that you cant get a job you need. But I can get a job. Ive worked at the same place for three years now and it was a smallish company with about 100 employees. They have a good reputation for hiring people with experience. Ive never had a problem getting a job there.
